My courtesy smile...

6 ways a dog can wear a bandanna...

#1. Of course, you can wear it the traditional way - around your neck. That's not too fun though...

#2. You can pretend that you are a bandit by putting one around your mouth and nose. I usually wear it like this when I am going to do something bad, like getting on the couch.

#3. You can wear it to protect your ears from the cold. This is a very good way to keep warm.

#4. You can wear it like a headband. I usually wear mine like this when I take out my motorcycle. Wait, I don't have a motorcycle....

#5. Or you can wear it like this when you clean house. I usually do this when Abbey asks me to vacuum. I vacuum by eating the crumbs that fall from the table.

#6. This is a good way to wear a bandanna when you have a toothache.

This is myself and Dino in a video. Here I am barking at Dino, telling him to get off my porch.