...this little stinker climbed up MY back porch...
...and ate the bread that Abbey put out (well, actually, it was burnt toast. Abbey forgot about her toast and accidentally burnt it, so she gave it to the squirrels and birds).
#2. You can pretend that you are a bandit by putting one around your mouth and nose. I usually wear it like this when I am going to do something bad, like getting on the couch. 
#3. You can wear it to protect your ears from the cold. This is a very good way to keep warm. 
#4. You can wear it like a headband. I usually wear mine like this when I take out my motorcycle. Wait, I don't have a motorcycle....
#5. Or you can wear it like this when you clean house. I usually do this when Abbey asks me to vacuum. I vacuum by eating the crumbs that fall from the table. 
#6. This is a good way to wear a bandanna when you have a toothache. 
